Funny Goose Sticker – "I Have to Say Weird Shit or I'll Die" If your sense of humor is a little unhinged (in the best way), this goose gets you. 1 Sticker -> approx. 1.75 X 2.75 inches Featuring a delightfully chaotic goose and the phrase "I have to say weird shit or I'll die," this premium waterproof sticker is perfect for anyone who embraces awkward conversations, random thoughts, and unapologetic weirdness. Unlike standard glossy or matte stickers, ours features a premium linen-textured finish. The subtle texture not only looks incredible, but also adds an extra layer of durability while giving the sticker a unique, high-quality feel you won't find on most vinyl stickers. Features • Premium waterproof vinyl • Exclusive linen-textured finish • Scratch-resistant and durable • Weather-resistant for everyday use • Easy to apply with a strong adhesive • Designed and printed with vibrant, long-lasting colours Perfect For • Water bottles • Laptops • Kindle & e-readers • Phone cases • Journals & planners • Notebooks • Toolboxes • Coolers • Car windows • Skateboards • Helmets • Anywhere you want to show off your chaotic personality A Great Gift For • Goose lovers • Bird enthusiasts • Friends with questionable senses of humor • Coworkers • College students • Gamers • Anyone who says exactly what's on their mind Whether you're decorating your favourite water bottle or adding personality to your laptop, this funny goose sticker is guaranteed to get laughs and start conversations. Because life's too short to keep the weird thoughts inside. Materials: Premium waterproof vinyl with a signature linen-textured finish. -> we give away a free sticker with every order, free sticker based on availability and not necessarily what you see in the listing photo in the packaging depiction photo, but quite often we give new release stickers as freebies before they are posted! cool eh!? 🤩✌🏼🙌🏼 Thank you for supporting our small business! Every sticker is carefully made with quality and durability in mind so you can enjoy it for years to come.